nickelbackthatassup:

no emoji in the world can replace the depth of :/

rnatthewperry:

REASONS TO DATE ME

• im really pretty if im the only one in the room and theres no one to compare me to
• really though i have nice hair and i’d let u play with it
• also nice lips 
• im very nice 
• id probably never make you feel bad abt yourself and if i did i’d apologize for like 3000 yrs afterwards
• i’ll laugh at ur jokes
• i’ll always want to make out or be touching in some way
• i wear lots of sweaters so im basically adorable
• i’ll love u a lot

seekoutstarlight:

narutowiener:

AHAHAHAHHAA MY FRIEND GOT IN TROUBLE FOR “DESTRUCTION OF GOVERMENT PROPERTY” GUESS WHAT SHE DID?? SHE GAVE HER HUSBAND A HICKEY. HER HUSBAND IS A MARINE, THE HICKEY WAS VISIBLE WHILE HE WAS IN UNIFORM, SO SHE GOT A CALL SAYING “YOU HARMED GOVERNMENT PROPERTY, DON’T DO IT AGAIN” I’M DYING

Someone fic this please

jesslaughingalonewith:

I was at the comic book store w/ rianne to buy her sister Seconds and I was going through the indie comic isle and I found this

But what’s so special about this, you might ask? Perhaps you might recognize this character

Look familiar yet?

How ‘bout now?

I now own the comic where this original meme came from and I got it for 5 bucks I own a legend

anotherdamnposer:

Being an atheist is ok.
Being an atheist and shaming religion and spirituality as silly or not real is not ok.

Being a Christian is ok.
Being a homophobic, misogynistic, racist, or otherwise hateful person in the name of Christianity is not ok.

Being a reindeer is ok.
Bullying and excluding another reindeer because he has a shiny red nose is not ok.